Green Zone Follies

November 1, 2007

Baghdad: “I got this story off the internet a few hours ago and thought I would forward it to you for your consideration. DOD people are refusing to be transferred here because they consider it to be a death sentence and Rice, via Bush, is going to start firing anyone who dares to challenge the Imperial Orders! A number of foreign diplomats and members of military missions have been quietly leaving here, well aware that there is a strong probability of a massive resistance mortar attack. We have been getting these on a daily, and nightly, basis and quite a few people, to actually include some of the brass, have been buying the farm. Talk about a bunker mentality! And I have just finished putting a list of the real dead together and will get it out to you soonest.”