Voice of the White House
June 18, 2010

Washington, D.C.: “As if to add insult to injury, there is now what is laughingly called a ‘highly classified’ report circulating inside the Beltway that states, with some detailed authority, that powerful, right-wing Likudists from Israel are now funding the very far right groups in the United States. I say ‘laughingly‘ here because there are no secrets inside the Beltway and even the most secret of documents is usually all over the town by dawn each day.

These recipients would include the Palin and Paul types, but also, and this is not funny, the wierdos who think God has given man the right to carry his AK 47 semi-automatic rifle into banks or onto public transportation and thinks that a march on Washington, fully armed, is called for.

I can just see an immense horde of fat men crammed into ill-fitting camouflage thongs waddling up Pennsylvania Avenue waving their surrogate penises in the air and singing ‘Columbia the Gem of the Ocean’ at the top of their lungs.

Actually, many in positions of knowledge are well aware of this flow of money (coming from Toronto banks in Canada) and are torn between exposing it to the public and being shit on by militant Jewish groups for their ‘anti-Semitism.’

Why are our Oldest and Best Friends doing this disruptive behavior?

Why, I am glad you asked.

The report states, based on intercepted telephone conversations, that many far right people in Israel feel that America has not support their desire to bomb Tehran or to rush to support Israel over the recent act of maritime piracy and murder that unfolded over the Gaza relief expedition. I think that if Israelis can fund our enemies, we can fund theirs.

Why not contribute to the Hamas Early Retirement Fund or the Hezbollah Fireworks and Barbecue Night?

Remember, children, that whatsoever a man soweth, that also shall he reap.”