Voice of the White House
January 20, 2018

Washington, D.C.: Although Barnum and Baily circus has gone out of business, the Beltway Circus starring the Federal Elephant Failures and the Presidential Clown Act is still going strong. These elegant buffoons view the voting public as nothing but money trees, due a nice pat on the head from time to time, while they spend the money with great eagerness. And Facebook, the compendium of nonsense and trivia for legions of sheep wearing shoes, promises to print only significant news in the future. As filled as they are with degeneracy and hate, this might result in a reduction in readership and make it harder for Mr. Zuckerberg to achieve his goal of the Oval Office...