Voice of the White House
January 29, 2009
Washington, D.C.: “The new White House is so different from the Bush one. I daily thank God the asshole is gone. He was a smirking, vicious, brain-dead asshole and his replacement is such a welcome change. And the stupid hard-core GOP relics have banded together to wreck anything Obama tries to get through Congress. They are so fucking stupid that they don’t realize that the public will rise up in their wrath and smite them all, hip and thigh, for being such assholes. Sorry to be so blunt, but these creeps deserve it. Next, they’ll put the obnoxious Sarah forward as their tattered Joan of Arc with fat Limbaugh, the drug merchant, bellowing her praise. Why not Ann Coulter as well? And they could bring back the two sweeties, Delay and Rove, too. Enough, already! I am writing up a study of massive drug smuggling via Mexico for your newsletter because I do not dare let you put it up here, buck-assed naked in front of the world. There is serious talk about prosecuting some of the Bush people for high crimes and misdemeanors, but Obama would rather not divert himself from economic problems. Still, as more comes out and as the public gets wind of it, they may well push through some things that would send Bush and his crime partners to a Federal country club.”