Voice of the White House
February 8, 2015

Washington, D.C.: Our ally, the once oil-rich Saudi Arabia, is in serious trouble. They are running out of oil and they are busy supporting terrorists throughout the Middle East. The late king was responsible for the foundation of ISIS and sold the idea to American authorities on the grounds that they would assist in fighting Assad in Syria. In truth, this is a religious movement and fully supported, though under the table, by the Saudi royal family. To stop their activities, there is a plan to oust the 5,000 member royal Saud house, confiscate their stashed billions and encourage, and support, a nationalist movement that would be far less inclined to dabble dangerously in regional affairs.